Hmph. Nobody ever sends me email offering to enlarge MY penis...
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Hmph. Nobody ever sends me email offering to enlarge MY penis...
You want people to experiment on Dan????
thats not saying alot for poor old Dan .....
No...sadly it isn't...
or habits? LOL
i think she was referring to HERSELF, there, guys ...
*shudder*
i'm actually amused by those emails. the most popular ones i received are "get a bigger penis!" and "enlarge your breasts!" ...
... neither of which i even remotely need.
i'm tempted to write them back someday, telling the penis people that i'm very very female and would like to keep it that way, and telling the boob job people my current bra size and then asking them if they really really think i need enlarging.
OK, so you people thought I was talking about Dan, and you somehow thought it was a bad thing that I don't think he needs a bigger penis.
right.
Know yer friends, and all that...
hey now, don't shove me into that group!! I knew better than to think it was about dan! see!! see i even posted it!
Sorry, Jels, wasn't trying to shove you in with the weirdos this time. I figured the weirdos knew who they were.
need i remind you where we are?